i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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