he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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