I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
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