It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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