I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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