wakey wakey hands off snakey
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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