The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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