Where did you get a picture of my penis
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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