in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
So much Jack, so little girl.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
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