doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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