My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
this just has baby written all over it
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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