I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
Randomize
