i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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