its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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