he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
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