great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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