Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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