i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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