I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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