and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
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