Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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