she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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