All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
Randomize
