pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
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