my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
Randomize
