if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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