I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
Well I just put wine in my tea
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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