no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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