The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
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