He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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