do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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