Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
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