I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
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