Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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