Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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