So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
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