your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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