I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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