Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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