With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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