I want to stick my p in your. b.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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