we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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