I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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