He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
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