My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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