and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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