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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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