Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
I showed him my bush... on skype.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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