walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
Randomize
