so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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