I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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