but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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