don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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