Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i'm 85% sure that if you don't visit me i will do something awkward and potentially dangerous to you in your sleep involving chocolate milk and a sham-wow.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
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